#388-Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson's Ford Fiesta roadtest. 23:04

Someone wanted a true roadtest of cars from Top Gear.
Here is Jeremy Clarkson with a TRUE roadtest of the new MK6 Ford Fiesta.



iTunes playing The Saturdays - Up.
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#374-Honey, I SHRUNK THE MINI! 22:14

The really small scale model MINI smack in the centre of the display window in the MINI Park Lane showroom. Them cheeky MINI people!



Watch the video to see what I mean.



iTunes playing The Saturdays - Set Me Off.
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#354-Audi vs. BMW advertising war! 21:32

Audi and BMW are two of my most favourite car brands. BMW especially!
Recently, Audi had placed an A4 advertisement on Santa Monica Boulevard in California, saying "Your move, BMW" and shows a picture of the B8 Audi A4.
BMW responded by erecting a billboard on the opposite side of the road showing the new E93 BMW M3 Coupe with the words "Checkmate".



Look at the photo and say for yourself!

Source: http://www.worldcarfans.com and http://www.autoblog.com

iTunes playing Nelly - E.I..
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#350-Crap Stuff, peeps!! 12:06

Whatever blogpost posted by me yesterday (#346-#349) is totally crap.
It was April Fools Day, people! I was obviously playing a prank on all of you.
I do not have £1,322,999.91 to spend on 5 cars, a whole bunch of accessories from Apple and Sony, and new house all in one day!
I am not rich, okayy!!
Lol.
I just posted those posts yesterday for the fun of it.
Were you fooled or not?

iTunes playing Lil Wayne - Fireman.
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#339-Russell Peters, the comedian. 13:39

Russell Peters is a comedian. I like him. I recently discovered him from a friend in college and after watching his videos on YouTube, I find him very funny and entertaining. Here are a few of his videos.

Beating Your Kids



Be A Man



Gay Indians



African Names



Accents Clip



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#288-50 N 23:55

I saw this plate number on a MINI Cooper the other day on the way to college. It can mean 2 things. It is 50 Newtons in mass or 5 looks like S so it reads as SON. LOL!



iTunes playing Britney Spears - Oops!... I Did It Again
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#236-Superb iPhone review!!! 05:34

Saw this image on Photobucket. LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!!
Really good iPhone review it seems....

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#221-Lecciones De Ingles 16:45

Hehe. It's Spanish for English lessons.
Well, I just found this postcard in my cupboard's drawer.
It's from my brother who went to Spain a couple of years ago.



If the picture isn't clear, here's what the postcard is saying, from top to bottom. Left is English and in the bracket is Spanish.

Let's go. Don't fuck me (Vamos no me jodas)
From lost to the river (De perdidos al rio)
The mother who gave birth to him (La madre que lo pario)
Sissy the last (Marica el ultimo)
Great sissy the last (Maricon el ultimo)
For if the flies (Por si las moscas)
Everywhere they boil beans (En todas partes cuecen habas)
Composed and without girlfriend (Compuesto y sin novia)
Go out by legs (Salir por piernas)
If I have seen you, I don't remember (Si te he visto, no me acuerdo)
Switch off and let's go (Apaga y vamonos)
It is not turkey mucus (No es moco de pavo)
It sweat me (Me la suda)
That if you want rice Catherine (Que si quieres arroz, Catalina)
Shit little parrot (Cagate, lorrito)
Morning, singer (Cantamananas)
Another who such dance (Otro que tal baila)
To another thing, butterfly (A otra cosa, mariposa)
What of-taylor (Que desastre)
Among whistles and flutes (Entre pitos y flautas)
Like water of May (Como agua en Mayo)
To fuck the female pig (Joder la marrana)
Marking parcel (Marcando paquete)
To put in a cigar (Meter un puro)
My happiness in a hole (Mi gozo en un pozo)
Sissy of beach (Marica de playa)
Wave! (Hola!)
To god! (Adios!)

iTunes playing Backstreet Boys - Larger Than Life.
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#213-Black and White Tuesday 13:17

I dunno. Maybe it was the constant raining today that had me in a black and white mood. My life today revolves around the hues of black and white? Maybe. Lol.


Raindrops on my window.

Freshly fried wantans.

LOLLOLLOLLOL......

Hahahahaha......

Stupid idiots....If you wanna rob someone where you know there will be alot of loot....

....Why the bloody hell would you take a small-ass Perodua Kelisa??????

The tent is set-up for my neighbour's Raya party.

I bathed....

...at around 5.40pm today.

I then synced my iPod nano again with....

....1011 songs, later on I added another song so it makes it 1012 songs.

Me.

Bored.

Nice song!

Reflectione....

iTunes playing Curtis Mayfield - Move On Up.
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#93-Of Orang Asli and Traffic Lights 16:43

I heard this story from my Undang lecturer last Saturday. It all started last time when there were still no traffic lights in Cameron Highlands. He said he went to teach the Orang Asli (kind of Aborigine kind of people) the basics of road manners and stuff like that. He asked the Orang Asli whom were present what the meaning of the Red, Yellow and Green on the traffic lights mean. One of them said the Red means GO, the simple fact that Malaysia has the 'semangat perjuangan' or fighting spirit, so it's always go go go for them. Yellow on the other hand means stop. It's because Yellow symbolizes the royal family in Malaysia, so they said yellow=royalty, we have to stop for them and let them past *smacksmyhead*. Green means stop too! The Army is green on colour and they have served alot for this country, so we should stop for them and let them past. My gosh!

Listening to Blue - Long Time.
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